It's Over When the Fat Lady Falls in Love...

I am in Park City, Ut with all of my friends for my birthday. We decided to stay in a huge lodge about the size of a sports arena. We run around the hotel drinking and laughing when all of a sudden a pink mist appears over the mountains.  It moves swiftly headed straight towards our lodge! As soon is it gets really close the mist starts curling around the people outside and the people trapped in the mist keel over. Panicked, I ran to find my friends and luckily one of them knew what was going on. It was a mystical being which looked like  a Poke'mon name "Mew". She had come to feast on the humans and drink their blood but first she grabs her victims by tantilizing pink smoke. We saw the pink smoke going around the lodge all of which looked like lonk tentacles reaching out. We hurried and closed all of our windows and doors and once I reached the last one she had already made it through the window just a little bit. I slammed the window shut on it but the pink smoke turned out to be a solid mass that just looked like smoke so it just stayed there sticking in through the window. One of my guy friends couldn't resist touching it after I told him not to, but the spell was too strong and he did. He broke out in chicken pox and a high fever. Turns out you end up dying from chicken pox before she eats you. After waiting a couple hours the pink mist disappeared to reveal a fat lady covered in blood and laughing. My friend said now that the creature was full that it must find a man to love before she would leave. My friend said that she would go talk to the fat woman creature to find her a man to take her away. When she came back I noticed my boyfriend was missing! My friend told me that she convinced my boyfriend to go with the fat lady and that this creature put a spell on him to make him fall in love with her. Devastated I ran up to hug him and he shoved me away saying he didn't love me anymore and to get away from him. He then left with this fat lady creature and I went inside the lodge to cry. Then I woke up relieved to have it be untrue!!