Mary Poppins is Evil

I was trapped in a swimming pool area with about 50 other people behind a mansion.  We were all panicked and had no idea why we were there.  A young man kept harassing me and trying to dunk me under water.  Sooner or later Mary Poppins appeared through the back door of the mansion.  She laughed evilly proclaiming that we had to start fighting for our lives because she was about to release a huge beast upon us! She told us to not even think about trying to climb the fence surrounding the backyard area because it was an electric fence.  Everything turned into chaos!  A ginormous pink beast with huge fangs started grabbing people with its claws and eating them!  I had to find a way out!  I found a gate but was sure it must have an electric current running through it, but I decided to give it a chance.  I lightly touched the door to discover that I did not get electrocuted! I opened it quietly and started running as fast as I could and started descending down a hill. The annoying young lad from earlier grabbed me by the arm. I turned around yelling at him to please let me go!  He started singing to me with a very beautiful and suddenly we kissed!..Then I woke up.

I Married a Killer Whale!

(mind you before you read this that I could not control the words coming out of my mouth the entire dream) I found myself about to tie the knot with a lovely young man who I didn't know.  When all of a sudden he decided to call of the wedding and left me, I was crushed.  My mom decided it was time for an arranged marriage, so of course I said ok.  Next thing I knew I was on the beach in a wedding dress standing next to a Killer Whale.  I started to cry and my mom asked me what was wrong. I cried "Do I have to live in the ocean for the rest of my life?" She said "Of course you do! He's your husband!"  So after our wedding me and my new husband made our way into the ocean.  For some reason breathing and talking under water was no problem.  After swimming for a while my whale of a husband started crying. I asked him "Whats wrong?" He said "All my friends pick on me because they're bigger than me!" I said "Don't worry honey you're big to me!"  Flash forwarding year down the road, my friends came to visit me in the cave that I lived in with my husband (under the sea of course) They asked how I was and I said great and then they asked where my children were and I said "They're playing outside." Then I woke up.... and I don't want to know what my kids looked like

Saving Baby Elephants in Yellowstone

My family and I decided to take a trip to Yellowstone where my younger sister could try out her paragliding skills (which she doesnt even do) for some reason. We decided to stay in a hotel that was located in the trees.  The rooms were located in separate tree houses (so cool!). Where a young man decided to keep harassing me and trying to convince me what a badass he was. I decided to try my sisters gliding contraption but before I could do so I took a few shots to ease the nerves (I can calm nerves in dreams with booze?). After running with it faster and faster off the hill as soon as I was airborn I was a natural! I glided up through the trees and down over the hot pots, it was beautiful! I decided it land in one of the hot pots that I guess was ok to swim in. The hot pot happned to be the most famous one in Yellowstone National Park called the Grand Prismatic Spring, and not to mention one of the hottest in real life! As I dove underneath the water I noticed a gray lumpy form lying at the bottm. As I got closer I realized it was a baby elephant!! I just had to save the little guy so I grabbed him and brought him up to the surface.  When I got the poor thing on land it came to and told me thanks and that it was very sad and tried to commit suicide. I told him not to worry and that I would take care of him and be his friend. I took him ont the paraglider all the way back to the treehouse hotel. He loved it! Soon as we arrived I found a couple more baby animals in my room also waiting to be my friend...and then I woke up.

Jewish Teddy Bears Back For Revenge!

This dream was very fast-paced! I find myself as a stuffed toy rabbit with mostly teddy bears for friends along with other stuffed animals.  We were all having a picnic in the park when a huge army of teddy bears came storming at us from the hills. We were scared and had no clue what was going on.  As soon as the teddy bears reached us, they proclaimed that they were jewish and were going to take anyone of german descent with them to be destroyed! I don't have german ancestry but some of my friends that were with me did!! They hauled them away and I had to make a plan to save them!  After just plainly deciding to sneak in to their newly built concentration camp, I found the endeavor to be successful. I found the pit they were throwing bits of body parts with all the fluff coming out everywhere! I look in the pit to find all my friends had been destroyed!!! Devastated and in a fit of rage I gathered all the German teddy bears and we bombed the crap out of the concentration camps. That's when I woke up.

(I of course am no neo-nazi nor am I a bigot of any sort, but this dream is pretty hilarious in the sense this was teddy bear violence)