I Accidentally Got Married to Beyonce!

I find myself at a bachelorette party in Lake Powell on a houseboat.  We play all the goofy games you usually do at a bacherlorette party.  After that, a woman who was hosting the party said that we would now do a fun fake wedding for all the girls and to pick a partner.  She said to meet out on the water in innertubes.  Next thing I know I am floating in the water next to Beyonce! We talk and laugh as if we had been best friends for years.  She asked me if I would be her partner for the fake wedding. I said of course and we paddled our way over to the woman on shore. She conducted a brief wedding ceremony and everyone laughed as we put wreaths of flowers on eachothers heads instead of kissing at the end.  Later the hostess tells us that she is a real priest and that we were all now legally married to who we picked. Everything was chaos from that moment on. In a fit of rage we kicked the hostess off the boat. Beyonce quickly called her husband (Jay-Z of course) to tell him the news. Once she got off the phone she told me that I should come to California with her to discuss what we should do.  Once we got there I marveled at her large beautiful home! It had a horse stable in the back with acres and acres of land. You know, all the amenities that celebrities have. We walked in to find Jay-Z waiting for us. He told me that he wanted to keep this out of the press and the public. So we made a deal. I would live with them in their home, keep my mouth shut and they would provide everything I needed. Including my tuition and travel, all the above! I was delighted to accept the offer. We all quickly became best friends! Jay-Z told me he thought of me as a little sister. I decided I wanted to take a drive around the place to get familiar with my surroundings.  Jay-Z tossed me some keys and told me to go for it. I walked into their garage that held about twenty cars. After I clicked the unclock button on the keychain the headlights lit up on a car that I couldnt believe I was going to drive... A ROLLS ROYCE CONVERTIBLE! I couldn't believe it! I ran to the car and took a drive. While on the cruise about town I accidentally crashed into the front doors or a high-end boutique. I decided to turn around and take off only to find the cops weren't far behind me. I pulled over and once the cop got up to the car he told me he saw it was Jay-Z's car and that I could leave and not worry about it. I was so thrilled!!! I picked up my phone to call my mom about my whole new living situtation...But then I woke up.

Lady Gaga Had a Baby...Its a Puppy!

My little sister Emily and I found ourselves bored one day, when she told me that she was going to call Lady Gaga to come hang out with us.  I called her a liar and that she didn't know Lady Gaga! She gave me a smug look as she dialed a number on her phone.  She put it on speaker so that I could hear who the person was...It was Lady Gaga sure enough! She told us to meet her at my grandparents house.  We soon found ourselves there enjoying some beer with the superstar!  Next thing I know Lady Gaga falls to the floor with a pained look on her face.  I ran to her and she told me to call an ambulance because she was going into labor!  I hurried and got an ambulance to come and get her and we rode to the hospital with her. Emily and I asked her whether she was having a boy or girl.  She told me something I was not expecting...She was going to give birth to a puppy! She exclaimed that it was the new celebrity fad going around, but I hadn't of course heard of such things!  My sister and I waited outside the delivery room when her manager came through the doors saying that she would call us later and to go home.  A few days later Lady Gaga rings up my sister asking us to come see her new baby puppy! As soon as we got to hold the new addition to her family. She decided to name her puppy "Monkey".  Avoiding telling her how odd the name was, was easy because paparazzi surrounded her house! Some 8-year-old kids somehow got in and picked up the puppy. I put Monkey in my hand and told him to go to sleep. Immediately he did and I put him on the fireplace mantle to look like a decoration.  After we made sure everyone was gone I left to go hang out with my dad; Only to find out I had missed my entire shift at work...But then I woke up.

The World is Ending and I'm Justin Bieber

My journey started when my boyfriend, Justin, and I were watching the news and saw that scientists were saying that meteors were headed towards Earth and were going to hit us all over the globe! We ran to the hospital for shelter and on our way we saw a meteor in the sky that was so gargantuan that it almost covered the entire sky! It flew over us and we were grateful. We then got inside the hospital just as the next meteor struck the city close by to us. It left everything in ruin.  Everyone who survived walked around looking for things that could be salvaged.  Justin and I heard a loud boom from a distance and saw smaller pieces of space rock rocketing towards us, and they were on fire!! He and I and my whole family ran to the nearest shelter we could find. We found a large gazebo in a park. Right then, a meteor crashed right through the roof and we all luckily dodged out of its way.  After we made sure everyone was okay I walked up to a large creature that was deep red-violet and lying on the ground. Justin ran up to me saying it was a dragon!! I stood over it wondering where it had come from and surely thought it was dead. I turned around to talk to my boyfriend when all of a sudden he had a terrified look on his face. I turned around to see the dragons face was right behind me! He was eye-to-eye with me. Before I could run the dragon said "don't be afraid I came here to find you!" He told me that he was my dragon and that he was my friend. I hopped on his back and he flew me all over the world to show me the destruction the meteors had caused.

England seemed the least damaged and he dropped me off there. Justin, my best friend Jessi and her boyfriend Jess met me there.  We went to the VMA awards where we ran into Justin Bieber.  He told me he was tired of being famous and wanted a normal life for a day. He asked me if he would switch bodies with me and I said "Ok but only if my boyfriend can come too." Justin Bieber said ok and that we would be David Beckham. Next thing I knew, girls were chasing me down while my bodyguards were protecting me. My boyfriend who now looked like David Beckham was with me as we walked into the place where they were holding the VMA awards.  I went onstage to accept my award and thank my fans, I was so nervous I would mess up!! I was so elated to have so many people cheering for me! After my boyfriend and I mingled with celebrities and fans we quickly set out to find Justin Bieber.  After I found him (which was so strange to be looking at my body but that Justin beiber was inside it!) we switched back and he said thank you as we went our separate ways.  My boyfriend and I quickly found my friends.  We all went bar-hopping in England and it was a blast! Then I woke up.

Scott Pilgrim Vs Cloverfield

I was in new York city staying at the Carlyle when all of a sudden the hotel started shaking violently and people were screaming. I look outside to see a giant mass outside my window of what I knew to be the monster from the movie Cloverfield. I was scared because my grandparents were staying in the suite on the top floor. When I ran upstairs the top of the building was severed from one side and the monster was tilting it towards his mouth. My grandparents were holding on for dear life in their beds when I decided to jump down and save them. My boyfriend helped me back up because I could not reach them otherwise I would fall into the monsters mouth. We ran downstairs to talk to the employees about what the authorities were deciding to do. Me and my boyfriend ran to Grand Central Station and the monster followed us there. It barged right through the entrance and started killing every body. Then the creatures that were on the monster just like in the movie started killing everyone. All of a sudden everything turned into a videogame! Everything looks pixelated and kind of like a cartoon! I started getting points for dodging the creatures and avoided the huge monster's tail that would swipe towards me from time to time. Falling ceiling and pieces of the station were also points earned or miss for dodging as well. Then all of a sudden fuzzy looking creatures started hovering above me and I had to wipe off my shoulders as fast as I could or they'd lay eggs in my skin. I lost that segment of the game and didn't know what creatures would be born and could kill me. 


I ran outside only to find a gray haired man in his mid 50s, wearing a hawaiian shirt, storm towards me. He grabbed me by the shirt and told me he was looking for me. I said "Who are you and what do you want?" A man standing behind him proclaimed that this angry man holding me was the creature that was destroying the city. I said "How could this be?" He said he changed into a human form so that he could talk to me. He said he was angry because the suite my grandparents were staying in at the Carlyle was promised to him and it was my fault because I set it up. I said I was sorry and I'd get them out of there so he could have it. He said thank you and let me go. I said "Now that I held up my end of the bargain, could you do me a favor and get these eggs out of my skin so that I won't die?" He said of course and started yelling at the eggs to "get out!" they didn't budge and he yelled "GET OUT!" even louder and the eggs all hopped up out all the way through my clothes and went into his hand. I said thank you and he gave me his card and said if I had any problems to call me. I said thank you and went on my way. A couple days later back at home in Utah, I was driving to school when all of a sudden tiny versons of the hideous creatures were coming out of my sweatshirt that was laying on the passenger seat. I reached down and started swiping them away from me. I thought I saw one on my window and swiped towards it and saw a huge black and yellow spider. Normally I have bad arachnophobia but I left it there in hopes it would eat the tiny creatures that kept crawling towards me. I turned to try and keep driving when I felt something bite me! I was sure I was done for because I knew the normal size of the creatures made you explode if you got bitten. I looked down and saw the spider had bit me. I said "OW! what did you do that for?" and it said "One of them was crawling on your arm and I ate it. Sorry if I accidentally got you too." I said thank you and the spider said "It looks like you have a problem" I yelled "I know I need to go to the creatures place!" I found his card in my car and saw he conveniently lived in Utah. I drove to his home and showed him the creatures crawling around in my car. He said "I'm so sorry it looks like you got more eggs than I thought" he held out his hand and the little monsters crawled onto it and then I woke up.

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I don't know why I dreamed this because I haven't seen the movie Cloverfield in a long time, maybe it was because I was in NY recently. On the other hand Scott Pilgrim Vs the World I have seen recently. If you haven't seen any of these movies heres some links to give you a better idea. 


• Cloverield (http://www.cloverfieldmovie.com/) 
• Scott Pilgrim Vs the World (http://www.scottpilgrimthemovie.com)/